Just read a silly rhyme: Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Hmmm... perhaps that’s why they put water in bottles today?????
James Branch Cabell said ‘The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this is true.’ I’m a duck in a slow-cooker: so who’s the optimist and who’s the pessimist then???? (And try quacking that with a beak...)
I’ve heard it said: an apple a day keeps the quack away! Thomas Carlyle said “Mirth resting on earnestness and sadness, as the rainbow on black tempest: only a right valiant hearth is capable of that.” So I’m resting in a bowl of apples.....or is it ‘on’??????