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Ducks love sonnets

30/11/2020

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“And as imagination bodies forth
The forms of things unknown, the poet's pen
Turns them to shapes and gives to airy nothing
A local habitation and a name.”  - William Shakespeare
QUACK!
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Hard to use a pen with webbed feet

29/11/2020

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​Jack Kerouac wrote “One day I will find the right words, and they will be simple.”.  Will ‘Quack’ do?!
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Take the lid off.

28/11/2020

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​F Scott Fitzgerald said ‘All good writing is swimming under water and holding your breath’:  I’d like to try, but seem to have run into a problem......
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Jack and Jill

27/11/2020

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​Just read a silly rhyme:  Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water.  Jack fell down, and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after.  Hmmm...  perhaps that’s why they put water in bottles today?????
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Be careful...

26/11/2020

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​Raymond Aron said ‘What passes for optimism is most often the effect of an intellectual error.’  Huh!  I have matches; I have webbed feet; I have a beak: what could possibly go wrong......?
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Realist Duck.

25/11/2020

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James Branch Cabell said ‘The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this is true.’  I’m a duck in a slow-cooker: so who’s the optimist and who’s the pessimist then????  (And try quacking that with a beak...)
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I heard it through the tomato vine

24/11/2020

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​Robert Lindner said ‘Conformity, humility, acceptance – with these coins we pay our fares to paradise.’  That’s why I like orange tomatoes...are they last of the great individualists?????
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Christmas (cacti) come early.

23/11/2020

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​SERIOUSLY?????  They’re all mad.....!  RD Laing once observed: ‘Insanity – a perfectly rational adjustment to the insane world.’  I’d say ‘hmmmmm’ – except I’m a duck and my bill wont’ let me...
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There are no rules in 2020

22/11/2020

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​I’m told this is a Christmas Cactus.  I’m told it should flower FOR Christmas.  It’s November.  A seriously confused Cactus, me thinks.....
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Going bobbing Waddles?

21/11/2020

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​I’ve heard it said: an apple a day keeps the quack away!  Thomas Carlyle said “Mirth resting on earnestness and sadness, as the rainbow on black tempest: only a right valiant hearth is capable of that.”  So I’m resting in a bowl of apples.....or is it ‘on’??????
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    The name’s Waddles. 

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