On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me: (what’s the law on returns?????
EIGHT DUCKS A-MILKING! (No – SERIOUSLY????!!!) Seven ducks a-waddling! Six more ducks a-quacking! Five random ducks! Four quacking ducks, three seasonal ducks, two Santa Ducks, and a Waddles in a Christmas Tree!!!!! Q.U.A.C.K! (It’s getting crowded AND VERY NOISY here...)