On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love sent to me: (I’m reflecting existentially upon what true love actually is.....)
ELEVEN DUCKS A-PIPING! (Hoots! It’s hot in here!!!!!) Ten ducks a-leaping! Nine ducks a-dancing! Eight ducks a-milking! Seven ducks a-waddling! Six more ducks a-quacking! Five random ducks! Four quacking ducks, three seasonal ducks, two Santa Ducks, and a Waddles in a Christmas Tree!!!!! Q.U.A.C.K!