On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me: (I’m getting funny looks from the postie now...
NINE DUCKS A-DANCING! (HA HA HA HA!) Eight ducks a-milking! Seven ducks a-waddling! Six more ducks a-quacking! Five random ducks! Four quacking ducks, three seasonal ducks, two Santa Ducks, and a Waddles in a Christmas Tree!!!!! Q.U.A.C.K! (It’s getting crowded AND VERY NOISY here... and a bit surreal...