On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me: (glad I’m not paying the postage!)
TEN DUCKS A-LEAPING! (The noise! They’re very flat-footed!) Nine ducks a-dancing! Eight ducks a-milking! Seven ducks a-waddling! Six more ducks a-quacking! Five random ducks! Four quacking ducks, three seasonal ducks, two Santa Ducks, and a Waddles in a Christmas Tree!!!!! Q.U.A.C.K! (It’s getting crowded AND VERY NOISY here... and a bit surreal...Did I say a BIT???????)